kentucky fried potato

Kentucky fried potato: Average roblox enjoyer. People like this will declare bankruptcy to get their grubby hands on more robux.

Kentucky fried potato
Why did my credit card default? Kentucky spent all my money on the new roblox game Criminality!!!!

by bestrustkiller2020 December 1, 2021

baked potato holder

Holds baked potatoes

Wow, I ought to buy me a new baked potato holder!

by SwaggyPotato214 January 23, 2017

Mashed Potato Brains

A temporary feeling of retardation that occurs while studying for a promotional process where a plethora of some useful, mostly useless, contradicting BS, is the subject matter.

Rookie: Sir, can we go over fire behavior today?

FF: dafuq is that shit?

Officer to rookie: Stay away from him, he's got mashed potato brains.

by A sad FF April 22, 2017

Louisiana Hot Potato

A game involving a freshly baked hot potato and two or more partners. Fresh out of the oven, the pair or group elects one participant to receive the potato first, sticking it fully inside the rectum. An order is established and the potato is passed anus-to-anus until dropped or broken. Whoever had the potato inside of themselves last when the potato breaks or falls must eat the potato in its entirety.

Tired of playing the game soggy biscuit, Timmy and his friends decided to try the hip new game “Louisiana Hot Potato”

by EternalEmailingSystem January 14, 2021

Mashed potato chin

The fat underneath the chin most notably seen when one lowers their head.

Damn she's got a bad mashed potato chin. Did you see it when she was looking down?

by LJ Mic June 24, 2009

potato chip player

Basically, the backseat driver of video gaming. It is the annoying guy that sits next to you on the couch munching potato chips while incoherently jabbering about what you "should" be doing and playing grabsies with your controller.

he doesn't ever share the chips either.

"move left" ...munch much... "you know...you go in that door...you get a free life dude" ...munch munch...

"you're such a potato chip player!"

by wateriestfire September 1, 2007

Potato Chip Taco

The best chips in the bag. Due to something in the manufacturing process of potato chips, some of the crisps come out folded over like a taco.

Occurs with all flavors and types of chips including: tortilla, ruffled, dorito, etc.

"Dude, when me and Geraldo went to Chili's restaurant yesterday, we totally fought over the last potato chip taco"

by NotAPaperGirl March 10, 2009