when your boyfriend says you need a break bc there’s been sm going on even tho you’ve only dated for 1 month and haven’t hung out in real life yet and have only been on the phone once for less than two minutes. he was number 6 on your bsfs list bc you always responded in less than 20 minutes but he sometimes took 22 hours and 48 minutes to respond and you actually really liked him even tho it wasn’t serious yet but he told your bsf before he said you needed a break that he was gonna do it and your bsf didn’t do anything to stop him or try and figure it out before your heart got absolutely shatttered😍
Hey ****** ive got so much going on rn with my family and death and other things I think i need to focus on myself for a lil bit and we should take break😕
by L bozo57 April 24, 2022
Get the breakmug. A break is essentially one person postponing the inevitable breakup that you both know is going to happen. Especially when the person you're dating is a little bitch. Most often occurring in long distance relationships across multiple time zones so they feel validated when saying they just don't have time for you. Even though they still feel obligated to stalk you on social media and then insult whatever you post. A break is taken to reevaluate and determine whether or not you can manage to stick it out and stay in the shitty relationship you've landed yourself in. It does not (unless explicitly stated) mean that you guys are still together and exclusive hence why it's called a break. Those who feel the need to validate themselves by insisting that the other party was "cheating on them all along" just need to get back to their sad miserable lives and accept the fact that they just like to create problems out of nothing and drag on a lifeless relationship.
by tipppyyy February 25, 2015
Get the Breakmug. Charlie: yo, last night together
Lily: we need to make it memorable
Charlie: we should have break through sex
Lily: we need to make it memorable
Charlie: we should have break through sex
by Yoloerrrrrrr January 23, 2022
Get the Break through sexmug. by MrLix March 8, 2021
Get the Breakmug. by Mudk1p? January 4, 2017
Get the kitty breakmug. A Mommy Pee Break is when a mother goes to the loo for a second and the kids decide to use that exact moment to raise all sorts of hell and run amok. Usually ends up in the house being trashed or burned down.
Candice: I just left them for a second and when I came back, all hell was loose! The ADSL cable is unplugged, the flatscreen TV has been demolished, my two year old is covered in cream, my perfume has been thrown down the sink and the dog has been painted green! All in the time it took for me to have a pee!
Jacques: Sounds like a standard Mommy Pee Break. If they are still alive and the house is still standing, we are doing good.
Candice: FML
Jacques: Sounds like a standard Mommy Pee Break. If they are still alive and the house is still standing, we are doing good.
Candice: FML
by laserswordofdeath +3 April 19, 2018
Get the Mommy Pee breakmug. Something you use to explain the fact that you never catch a break no matter what you are doing or how hard you may try to fight it.
by UDMaster101 February 13, 2022
Get the The Forbidden Breakmug.