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National Slap Short People Month

During the month of november you can slap anyone under 5'6" with no consequences.
Hey,it's National Slap Short People month!
by Im_Bad_At_Game October 8, 2022
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Bucket Shorts

A pair of shorts that may or may not exist in this reality. During an event that will remain undisclosed, a very boofed up man mentioned Bucket Shorts during conversation at the undisclosed event.

Conspiracies and other interesting theories have sparked due to the elusive bucket shorts.

To this day the existence of Bucket Shorts is still disputed. Many would like to discredit the said to be creator of Bucket Shorts. They claim that Bucket Shots are not real and that it’s all Bs, the man is on another plane of existence. Although likely the boofed up man’s critics are, there is no evidence to confirm or deny the existence of Bucket Shorts.
Hey bro u gonna wear your bucket hat with those bucket shorts? It’d be a good fit ngl.
by Šhørtśhôrtšãręßüß November 10, 2020
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Short Story Schlong

A phrase used to express that your penis came fast. Usually to make a disappointing vibe a bit livelier.
*Sexual Intercourse finished early*
*Man looks toward penis in disappointment*
Man: "Short Story Schlong!"
*Woman laughs*
by xWhatDa December 16, 2022
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Short trail

I'm not sure when the Admiral will arrive, so make sure you and your team are at the short trail to man the boat.
by mikenjac May 28, 2014
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Short Dick

As a verb: to humiliate, to make one feel inadequate.

As a noun: one who is inadequate or humiliated.
Example: The guys at the end of the bar were in a short dick contest. They were engaging in a one-upmanship contest and the loser is short dicked.
by Xi- November 18, 2020
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Short Power

When you transend your hight or your shortcomings to be one with universe.
Hey,there is my man Toni. He got real Short Power about him.
by Tao Master September 3, 2022
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Short

You mf
You are short
by Jimmyjeep19 December 14, 2021
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