Pig Muffin Bitch

A Pig Muffin Bitch is a woman who has pink undertoned skin, is very fat, and lives in a trailer park. This term is used in the South of the US.

Allie: Howdy y'all! We gotta get dem darn illegals outta here yna?

Kayla: lol what a pig muffin bitch

by BlackQueenReppin December 26, 2010

sugar muffin

1.oh crap slang for shit

1 Sugar Muffins! That whore slept with my boyfriend

by Lynn1 May 3, 2006

Hooker Muffin Pie

Someone who sells their body on the pimp market, but is very adorable. So much that one would wonder why they are hooking?

The innocent little Hooker Muffin Pie was smiling gracefully on the street corner.

by kjraaaaa September 17, 2010

English Muffin Ass

When a woman's pants are so tight you can see every nook and cranny from the cellulite in her ass and resembling the surface of an english muffin.

That girl either needs some new pants or needs to hit the treadmill cause she has some serious english muffin ass right now!

by vegas8ball April 6, 2010

cum muffin

A person who, when pricked with a pin, will begin to seep semen from the opening from which the pin came from. See pus balloon.

by BASTARDIZED BOTTOMBURP May 26, 2003

Mini Muffins

Columbian Currency

I paid that columbian wench in mini muffins

by Jonny Mack March 24, 2004

dixie corn muffin

using a corn filled (stiff) piece of shit as an artificial penis

After dinner she gave herself a Dixie corn muffin

by d riggins June 20, 2008