Just as products have sell-by dates for when the contents are deemed to be inedible, people who fancy themselves as charmers, should have flirt-by dates for when their flirtatious behaviour is deemed to be more than a little off putting. This is most likely the result of old age.
"Did you hear Jane caught John flirting with some young chick again and this time divorce is on the cards"
"Well I guess his flirt-by date is up!"
"Well I guess his flirt-by date is up!"
by leilawurm September 6, 2015
A date that feels good for MCC
Synonyms; good date, a fitting day of the year, mcc-y date, saturday
Pronounciation "em-sea-sea day-t"
Synonyms; good date, a fitting day of the year, mcc-y date, saturday
Pronounciation "em-sea-sea day-t"
by Pxrthway December 11, 2021
A common type of fundraiser used by by both fraternities and sororities. "Dates" with members of the Greek organization are sold at silent auction, this is a cover for prostitution. When a naive individual wins the auction an actual date may take place, but this is usually forgone in the interest of time and money. It is an acceptable gesture to "give someone the night off" by winning them at auction but electing not to have your way with them.
Jack: "Hey man check it out, the Date a Greek fundraiser is going on again! I think I'm gonna buy me two and have a threesome"
Bill: "What are you talking about? They're auctioning off dates"
Jack: "Dates that always have happy endings"
Bill: "No way, that's a Catholic soroity"
Jack: "Exactly"
Bill: "Ohhh. I never knew"
Bill: "What are you talking about? They're auctioning off dates"
Jack: "Dates that always have happy endings"
Bill: "No way, that's a Catholic soroity"
Jack: "Exactly"
Bill: "Ohhh. I never knew"
by iceMachine January 14, 2012
by Mate7651 September 16, 2015
It's the absolute best date you will ever be on. You will be treated with respect, everything will be paid for, and the dude is totally gay. He's just doing it to look straight.
Jenny: I'm going on a date with Justin tonight.
Alicia: you know it's a beard date, right?
Marquisha: Get that good date girl! You deserve it.
Alicia: you know it's a beard date, right?
Marquisha: Get that good date girl! You deserve it.
by marcus daniel malloid May 15, 2023
When someone, male or female, recently got in an official relationship and drops easily to give oral sex.
"Oh my god, Sarah is such a date and drop," said Carol.
"Ugh I know, I feel bad for her boyfriend, Nick, but at the same time I would become a date and drop if he were mine," laughs Jilly.
"Ugh I know, I feel bad for her boyfriend, Nick, but at the same time I would become a date and drop if he were mine," laughs Jilly.
by swiffer.the.pussy69 December 2, 2016
A woman who goes on two dates with two different guys in one evening. The first date is with a guy who usually provides a free dinner; and the second date is a sleep-over with her lover.
Sleeping with my second date hussy is such a turn on. My second date hussy is such a cheap date. I hope my second date hussy isn't cheating on me. Hey second date hussy, what's in the doggy bag? Thank you for texting me the menu before you ordered, you second date hussy.
by Diamond Jack May 13, 2012