Cock Texting

Texting with your cock instead of your fingers and thumbs

I was cock texting the other day now I have gonorrhea

by Begood2 March 20, 2014

text idiot

You text them a couple questions and they respond usually with one word boring response. Such as "I'm ok" Also when telling them a story they text you back one word such as "oh" or "really" leaving you feeling like ok this person is a total bore and you really don't want to text them anymore. But it really sux cuz it's

A family member or a dumb text friend

I text idiot , Hi hru? What are you doing today? is your dog feeling any better today? Text response I'm good

by FlowerPower401 July 30, 2020

tile texting

when you mostly text another individual from the bathroom for whatever reason. a many bathrooms have tiles. usually a close friend but can also be someone you are texting in secret.

I am convinced my boyfriend is tile texting some girl. in the bathroom for hours with his phone.

by tardilady March 4, 2025

Ex girlfriend happy birthday text

I want to fuck you again

He hit his ex girlfriend with the happy birthday text man is down bad he wants to fuck her again.Ex girlfriend happy birthday text

by pp cc uu October 2, 2021

multi-texting

Texting two or more people at the same time, as evidenced by a noticible lag in reply time.

Guy: So what are you plans 4 today?
5 minutes later...
Guy: Hello, are you gonna answer? Are you multi-texting?

Girl: Duh, I have other friends u know

by TinkerToys8 May 20, 2009

text boner

Noun. When someone is excited in a message or in their writing and they show their excitement in all caps.

Example of a text boner: OMFG IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS WEEKED!!!

by Bayra Diamond October 28, 2013

Text

1.A book or other computer work that we can read

2.Central body of books

The text that I read was made by a computer in the factory.

by arandompersonthatscallednobody March 7, 2022