ghost grind

Ghost grind: the act of performing a dance of grinding sexual nature behind an unsuspecting person at the bar. Preferred ghost grinding music includes Ginuwine's "Pony," or Usher's "You Got It Bad." Or Usher's "Love in This Club."

Really anything by Usher is acceptable.

Dude. I've had about 13 cocktails and it's time to ghost grind on some dudes in here.

by meesh2011 November 10, 2011

ghost boy

a boy you see when your alone in a public place. you will never see this boy again, unless you sell your soul. these ghost boys are the love you need. your soulmate.

i went to the mall today, and in the corner of my eye i saw a ghost boy.

by nil$$en May 18, 2020

ghost forum

A message board that is still online, but is practically deserted, save for a small group of people who still visit it. Normally there are large amounts of broken links, and any topics not on the front page are a few years old.

Armageddon Games Forums is a ghost forum, it's still around but it's slowly shrinking away.

by Daniel Woolf April 19, 2008

ghost piss

The act of pissing at a urinal without setting off the automatic flush going on once the urination has been completed. This can be accomplished via long range pissing, leaning way back, being invisible, or simply standing to the side of the sensor.

Dude, I thought I pulled off the perfect ghost piss, but much to my dismay, the flush went off just as I walked out of the bathroom.

I reduce my water consumption partly through ghost pissing.

by achuki August 9, 2016

ghost dancing

to dance directly behind someone for an extended period of time without their knowldege. Best if played as a game with a partner to see who can ghost-dance the longest period of time.

Did you see me ghost dancing that guy for an entire song?!

by wallywa March 13, 2012

Ghost Wank

Verb: When one pretends to jerk-off with their less dominant hand in an effort to 'work out' both sides of the body and gain strength in the less dominant side.

Just ghost wanked for 20 mins after session last night. :P

Ghost wanking is now part of my work out routine.

by Merulone August 20, 2021

Ghost Shit

The phenomenon that occurs when one goes to bed with the urge to take a shit, but wakes up without said urge.

"I went to bed last night and woke up with ghost shit."

by The dude with the hair May 18, 2018