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ZA GOD

Za god is one Who tops all smokers quality in any cypha.Za god aka Bolognaman aka James Davis
I've never tasted anything so good and strong every since I Smoked with the Za god!
by TWERKGUARD February 10, 2022
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Goggle Gods

NO. Stop right there. You didn't read that wrong. No, it's not Google Gods; tsk tsk, such an inferior sauce of knowledge. The Goggle Gods are the all knowing, the past, the present, the future. The Goggle Gods can see into your soul and mind. Not even the rabbit goddess herself can match up on the Goggle Gods. Coined by... Sakura Haruno?
by Gogglist April 13, 2022
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wifi god

A man or Woman whom can control the WiFi force along with his Pringles can with one fury cat inside
That man is laggein all over the damm place he must be a WIFI god.

Holy shit Ben was just here and fucking disappeared into the WiFi force and he came out right behind me.
by Fuck me in the ass December 15, 2017
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Ruler God

The god of rulers, will measure anything of any size besides human's unmentionables.
"Who is the most powerful god of them all?"

"Most likely the Ruler God tbh"
by Xercicus June 23, 2018
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God's Lobotomy

When you capture a random person, cut vertically across their head, nut in their wound, while saying, "Amen!"
Man, how's Julie after that "God's Lobotomy"? She has not let herself near a church since...
by nut on thy forehead, amen. February 3, 2018
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God and Gains

God and Gains is the act of any biracial children dumping their girlfriend of two years with the excuse of Temptation against God and lack of athletic dedication.
Guy 1: You see that lightskinned kid David over there?
Guy 2: Yeah, What about him?
Guy 1: He totally dumped his girlfriend over God and Gains
by Crack Dealer2255 May 14, 2018
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God's Douche

During heavy rain, one spreads their ass cheeks to the sky and douches themself with the rain; using God's tears to clean one's rectum.
I performed a God's douche in the rain storm the other night. It was super sick.
by cootercat03 April 10, 2021
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