Finger Blocked

1.To prevent two women from having intercourse with each other
2. The lesbian version of a "cock block"

Kelly and Sandra were about to have sex with each other, but Sandra's little brother finger blocked them when he woke up

Amy: "Yesterday, Crystal and I were getting intimate at the party, when Jamie, her ex-girlfriend, spilled her drink on me."

Lexi: "That's terrible. How rude of her to finger block you two."

by DeathByASpoon June 6, 2010

Finger Painting the Oval Office

Female masturbation

Where's Jennie?" "She's finger painting the oval office.

by TGJT August 19, 2010

finger licking host

The act of a mother, or other host, serving up cake at a party, and licking her fingers each time she touches icing; therefore, leaving unwanted germs on the next person's piece she serves up.

Gross, did you see that finger licking host putting her nasty licked fingers on my piece of cake?

by quirky me July 31, 2010

finger of the dead

The morning after a particularly heavy night of beer and Mexican food, when that one icy drop of water splashes back up after your drop a turd and it hits the exact eyelet of your asshole, briefly causing your breath to catch in your throat.

The finger of the dead just about made me jump out of my skin this morning!!

by udm1234 October 7, 2011

finger finesser

One who finesses using strictly their fingers, such as a pick-pocket and/or magician. Can also be a black jack dealer at a casino.

Melvin was concerned about finger finessers at the rave, so he put all his ecstasy in his front pocket.

by Handel_userneme December 9, 2014

Finger selfie

A photo that accidently or intentionally portrays one or more of your fingers.

A very common accident, when photographing blinded by sunlight, or taking the picture in a hurry. Can also occur when someone got a bling ring, or new nails and want to show it on a photo.

"haha, you got yourself some finger selfies right there!"

#fingerselfie

"She just shared another fingerselfie with that engagement ring on FB"

by jrbk June 13, 2014

finger twerk

When someone puts their finger or fingers inside a vagina and move their finger or fingers in a vibration kind of motion.

Last night this chick finger twerked me to orgasm. She put her fingers inside me and vibrated them.

by LAL09 May 12, 2015