Haggis face

When a scotsman ejaculates and then vomits on a woman's face creating a mixture that resembles haggis.

Mr. Macscotsman gave me a haggis face last night, I was so pissed.

by The flying scotsman December 17, 2008

Clown Facing

when a guy eats a girl out while she's on her period

"Oh damn! We can't have sex because im on my period!"
"Om nom nom, time to clown face you!"

"Clown facing is gross!"

by KayJayy May 6, 2010

Oven Face

When you are about to give oral pleasure to someone and you pull down their underwear and are hit with an "unclean" smell that literally burns your eyes the same way when you pull the oven door open when it is at 500F and your face is in direct fire of the heat.

Shelly: I was about to blow Ted last night and before I could start I got hit with Oven Face.
Claire: Ted needs to shower more.

by Adjy October 22, 2008

Maura Face

When butterflies fly through the air and puppies sing their lovely puppy songs.

Man, its totally a Maura Face day right now. I just hope the Maura Face does not get Maura Faced in the Maura Face with a Maura Face.

by God December 8, 2004

Face ache

A person with face ache is someone feeling down or someone that is looking miserable for no relevant reason.

Example 1: oi face ache, straighten it.

Example 2: Whats given you face ache?

by sexy shoes girl April 15, 2009

Oblivion face

From the video game Elder Scrolls IV by Bethesda Softworks, where you can create your own characters look in an editor but usually ends up fugly.

- Look at her. She is ugly, man! - Word! Oblivion face.

by Mo'urban October 23, 2010

changing faces

During a threesome when a guy gets head from two girls at the same time.

I had good time last night with Renee and Danya, I got changing faces. Those girls are total sluts!!

by Kpeezy June 18, 2006