Slang name for Max Matthew Smilow, who is a huge douche, possibly the biggest in the universe according to receient studies. See also: douche
by M March 7, 2005
Get the el douchemug. 
The act of sqeezing out the resulting water from an "anal opener"...Therefore cleansing the colon with river or lake water or the like.
by brookie brooks August 26, 2006
Get the anal douchemug. When one is drinking a beverage of any type and hears something ridiculously funny, it forces the liquid into the nasal cavity and throat and out the nostrils accompanied by choking, watery eyes, an empty drink and more laughter.
Note: Can be a slight bit painful if the liquid being consumed is an alcoholic beverage or a soda pop as it burns your nasal cavity a bit on exit.
Note: Can be a slight bit painful if the liquid being consumed is an alcoholic beverage or a soda pop as it burns your nasal cavity a bit on exit.
"Dude stop making me laugh you totally just made me "Nasal Douche" with that last one and its burning my nostrils!"
by Born Flippy September 23, 2009
Get the Nasal Douchemug. Hunter is such a fucking douche monkey, all he does is pretend to be black.
After the douche monkey did her job, her boyfriend, Jerry, was happy to eat her out.
After the douche monkey did her job, her boyfriend, Jerry, was happy to eat her out.
by John Shmigma May 13, 2005
Get the douche monkeymug. Someone who is a total A hole and also suspected to be gay. (used in very rare situations, but great to use when possible)
Guy #1: I bent over to get my pencil today and this guy made fun of my butt.
Guy #2: Gah! What a Douche Fag!
Guy #2: Gah! What a Douche Fag!
by Woopedy doo man February 11, 2009
Get the Douche Fagmug. by xTittiz November 18, 2011
Get the Twinkle douchemug.