douche bag

Noun. An individual who displays their "true colors" by an act of betrayl.

John ratted me out to the police, he is a "Douche Bag."

by Chris Olobri March 15, 2005

douche bag

people who give thumbs down to all the definitions on this website

your a douche bag if you give this definition thumbs down

by TiTyRon April 14, 2009

el douche

Slang name for Max Matthew Smilow, who is a huge douche, possibly the biggest in the universe according to receient studies. See also: douche

El Douche is suuuucccchhhh a douche.

by M March 7, 2005

douch bag

See douche bag

see douche bag

by upso January 18, 2003

anal douche

The act of sqeezing out the resulting water from an "anal opener"...Therefore cleansing the colon with river or lake water or the like.

"I totally got an anal douche when I busted out the anal opener off the high dive!"

by brookie brooks August 26, 2006

Nasal Douche

When one is drinking a beverage of any type and hears something ridiculously funny, it forces the liquid into the nasal cavity and throat and out the nostrils accompanied by choking, watery eyes, an empty drink and more laughter.

Note: Can be a slight bit painful if the liquid being consumed is an alcoholic beverage or a soda pop as it burns your nasal cavity a bit on exit.

"Dude stop making me laugh you totally just made me "Nasal Douche" with that last one and its burning my nostrils!"

by Born Flippy September 23, 2009

douche monkey

No real meaning, just any insult of your choice.

A monkey who douches.

Hunter is such a fucking douche monkey, all he does is pretend to be black.

After the douche monkey did her job, her boyfriend, Jerry, was happy to eat her out.

by John Shmigma May 13, 2005