door

The raw foundations of society. Humanity would not be here today if it was not for doors. These are the pillars of human life and we must treat doors with great respect. Treat it even better than your significant other. There was always a door there for you when you were going through the bad times.

“Im so grateful that doors exist! Otherwise I wouldn’t be here either.” - Joe

by Super Idol的笑容 都没你的甜 八月正午的阳光 都 November 23, 2021

To Open the Bay Doors

To spread one’s butt cheeks during defecation as too minimize the clean-up that will be required.

“Forgot to open the bay doors today and was wiping for hours, so annoying!”

by Ka-Chowder May 11, 2022

dory door

She is the best person and will love you alaways

Hey dory door!

by Veetvesyeey64433 April 30, 2022

Door Method

A method of sucking your own dick where you sit upside down against a door and open it to force yourself into an acute dick-sucking angle

“I just saw this video on Reddit where a gu—”
“I want to suck my own dick and cum in my gullet”
“what”
“door method”

by sloupey April 9, 2023

Mexican door knober

Fuck a girl during oral sex then lob her at a door and try to get her clunge to land over the door handle.

Ross: Dana that was the best god damn blow job ever!

Dana: I'm glad you enjoyed it.

*Ross lobs Dana at a door*

Ross: FUCKING BULLZ EYE! WHAT A GREAT MEXICAN DOOR KNOBER!

Dana: My hairy mufff hurts now!

by Danafucker2024782 June 24, 2011

Breezy back door

A breezy back door is a sexual act in which a person blows their nose on another’s asshole. The sensation of one clearing their nasal passage through the sphincter is a euphoric feeling of sexual satisfaction.

Dude, she gave me a Breezy Back Door last night and I came instantly.

by LittlePP6969 January 19, 2024

Doggie door

A womens anus

I fucked her in the Doggie Door last night

by Chip King December 31, 2013