What does he doobiehind closed doors?

A casting-doubt-on-da-person's-true-beliefs question dat you sarcastically ask regarding someone who vigorously/huffily denounces marijuana use.

If notorious "secretly-sipping" characters like da King in "Huckleberry Finn" and Gerald Strickland in "Back To the Future" had been decrying cannabis instead of alcohol, one might logically have asked, "What does he doobiehind closed doors?"

by QuacksO October 26, 2025

Office door mat

Referred to as the office administrator. Others will pile shit on your plate and pull you in 5 different ways. Accomplishing any task of will become nearly impossible. People will copy you in on emails and tell other people that you will be reaching out to them. This covers ones ass., but not yours. You will be paid less than 95% of people in a company. If you are hourly you will be will the first person at the office in the morning and the last one to leave.

Thanks Sharon, our office door mat will reach out to you to insert task here.

by Chet Chestsky September 20, 2018

Door Racism

Door Racism is racism against a door.

Emma didn't believe in door Racism, but when i showed her an example of people discriminating doors, she was flabbergasted

by MAMSDUHAZ August 3, 2023

door

The raw foundations of society. Humanity would not be here today if it was not for doors. These are the pillars of human life and we must treat doors with great respect. Treat it even better than your significant other. There was always a door there for you when you were going through the bad times.

“Im so grateful that doors exist! Otherwise I wouldn’t be here either.” - Joe

by Super Idol的笑容 都没你的甜 八月正午的阳光 都 November 23, 2021

doore

a word that represents someone's personal class (single/virgin, taken, etc)
doore means virgin, but in a negative way

"seethe + doore + mald"
"stfu doore"

by kekyooin March 26, 2022

Czechoslovakian Door-Knob

It’s hard to explain how dangerous the Czechoslovakian Door-Knob can be to an uninformed practictioner. It involves 5 lengths of naval strength rope, 3 sterile tweezers and a half eaten bag of gummy bears.

My guy went for the classic Czechoslovakian Door-Knob with this girl last night, ended up in a Serbian infirmary.

by Anonymous1105 June 7, 2022

back door breeze

While eating ass the partner breaks wind "Farting" To cool the giver down "Ass licker"

Sexually; She gave him the back door breeze.

by Name stain August 10, 2024