david

A david is a person who is incapable of getting a girlfriend. They are always rejected no matter what.

"Oh my goodness, he needs to stop embarrassing himself. He's such a david!"

by MajorClapped December 8, 2018

David Villa

The most overrated cocksucking faggot to ever touch a football, David Villa was a virtual unknown up until at 28 he scored 5 goals at the 2010 World Cup, each one crappier than the next, and was instantly declared the best striker in the history of the universe.

Amazingly, about 4628352 of his nearly 200 career goals have been scored on an emtpy net, from an offside position, and with an average with 3 deflections each. At the same time.

A: David Villa scored an offside goal against a crappy team again.

B: Obsiously, he can't even score in a brothel without being offside.

by MrPupesh May 14, 2011

David Lee Roth

the reason why god invented a .45 caliber bullet.

I heard David Lee Roth got busted in Central Park trying to buy weed off the Rastas and he's bald.

by David Koresh June 7, 2005

david

A guy who thinks he is a real player but when it comes down to it hes just a grimmy ass boy who tries to fuck anything that breaths

David: hey you got a nice ass.!
Girl: uhmm i have a bf??
David: and that matters why???

by gjfhlasdg May 14, 2010

David

Fat and gay, can't get any girls

Wow that guy is such a David he can't even get Tatym

by rousey69 July 15, 2016

david

a hebrew name often a jew as it is. often fat and nerdyish but can often be a good friend. this kind of person can often be found in the dark room playing xbox live.

"That fat twat is gay"
"Must be David"
"Oh yeah"

by matthew kinson February 7, 2009

David

Tall. Lanky. Brown eyes that will penetrate right through you. Pale hands with long fingers that will please you. Intelligent, witty, adorable, loving. A liar. A manipulator. A foe, he is no friend, no real lover. He'll be there for you when you least expect it, and leave when you need him the most. Sweep you off your feet and then throw you off a cliff.

He's David.

by BitterBitter November 28, 2010