Commonly thought of as merely a slang term for penis, the "Cum Pumper" is actually responsible for regulating the number of "pumps" a man feels during orgasm.
It is advisable for men to give at least a five minute rest between orgasm and urination in order to avoid unnecessary stress on the Cum Pumper.
It is advisable for men to give at least a five minute rest between orgasm and urination in order to avoid unnecessary stress on the Cum Pumper.
Me, after sex:"Oops, I forgot to wait five minutes before urinating; now my Cum Pumper is gonna go to shit..."
by Huevon June 19, 2010
Get the Cum Pumper mug.Damn, I fucked this skanky ho and a few hours later I tried to piss, but I had painful cum clots that hurt like a bastard.
by Steve (from near Denver) January 21, 2006
Get the cum clot mug.Proceeding the act of intense physical stimulation of the male genitalia, the female will transfer any ejaculate directly from its place of residence to the facial region of the aforementioned male. a brief struggle ensues eventuating in the even distribution of ejaculate across both parties faces.
There's no winner in a cum fight.
There's no winner in a cum fight.
person1; I'm sick of my girlfriend starting cum fights.
person2; You'll just have to masturbate more so there's not enough cum to start one.
person1; Sweet :)
person2; You'll just have to masturbate more so there's not enough cum to start one.
person1; Sweet :)
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