Cracker tower

The art of stacking more than 2 white guys on top of each other. then they all ejaculate into a cup and make a guy named Daniela drink it

My god look at that cracker tower

by @officialcrackertower December 13, 2023

Cracker Barrel Head

Dummy. Worst of the worst. Someone who grabs the worst crackers from the remains of a barrel.

Dave walked onto the job site without his tape measure. That cracker barrel head!

by Randor Hentgane July 12, 2023

Cracker

A racial slur for a white person

I WILL KILL YOU LITTLE CRACKER BOY GRAH GRAH

by bofduk July 17, 2023

Cracker

What rich southern white people called poor southern white people in the 1800s.

Rich white guy: "Eww, don't touch me you poor cracker!"
Poor white guy: "Well at least I'm not a nigger"

by S1rL3git July 18, 2023

cry about it cracker

A phrase used by people who are absolute morons in life and don't know how to get their shit straight. Usually used by bitch ass 9 year olds in arguments when they want to be tough. (but then sound like a piece of shit) Also commonly used by racists.

"Bro, what's your problem, I didn't do shit"
"cry about it cracker"

by SilverBronze July 23, 2023

Bean cracker

An idiot or stupid person.

“You absolute bean cracker!”

by UnderscoreofLIFE July 26, 2023

cracker containment zone

A room made up of almost exclusively middle aged white people.

guy 1: Did you see the pics from the MTG lecture last Friday?
guy 2: Yeah, it was a total cracker containment zone.

by graggler August 31, 2023