Billy Farnan Coffey

Billy is annoying and is a cricketer. He is super annoying!!! Do not approach.

Billy Farnan Coffey is annoying.

by ydoyouneedtoknow February 23, 2023

bi-coffeexual

A person that usually drinks plain coffee flavored coffee, but sometimes likes to have a flavored Starbucks coffee.

Bill: Dude I thought you only drank black coffee.

Dude: You know Bro sometimes I gotta run by Starbucks and have half caff mocha with a shot of butter scotch.

Bill: Dude, You're bi-coffeexual.

Dude: yes but I like plain coffe most of the time.

Bill: Being bi-coffeexual, there is nothing wrong with that.

by Joe Crowder January 6, 2008

coffeenating

Going for a coffee, getting a refill

...Is gone coffeenating

by ihateclownz February 6, 2010

Cofefe

When a Russian hooker pisses on you and gets a video

I had a hooker give me this dope cofefe once in St. Petersburg while I was negotiating some sick real estate deals in St. Petersburg.

by datdonktho June 6, 2017

coffeetable

Coffeetable describes the area of flesh between the asshole and the pussy of a girl.

She got totally horny when i massaged her coffeetable

by Lossreissender February 4, 2010

coffeecup

(c) or copyright

Originated from an instant messaging program that automatically converts "(c)" into an emoticon of a coffee cup. Due to the often jovial nature of instant message correspondence, coffeecup has become a suitably humorous substitute for its more accurate synonym: copyright.

Andrea: i'm window surfing for new cameras right now. it's kind of depressing and i think i'll stop. i really want a new one though.
Liz: you just put me in touch with the modern age by saying "window surfing"
Andrea: coffeecup andrea 2007!!!
Liz: NICe
Andrea: i should add that to urbandictionary.com and then add an entry for coffeecup
Liz: ha!!

by Andrea Bolton July 15, 2007

coffeehand

The syndrome of being disabled in one had by coffee.

It is early in the morning. You may be on a river trip you may not. Coffeehand can happen anywhere. However this syndrome is most common on a river trip, in the morning, while you are trying to rig a boat, or do any task with coffee in your hand. You can't set the cup down or you can't drink the coffee. You are rendered disabled, by coffee; you are left with only one free hand.

by Coffeehand the River Avenger August 29, 2009