Clam Burglar

Clam Burglar:

(Cl-am Berg-ger-lar)

1. Noun: An aggressive lesbian

2. Verb: To grab a lady by the pussy

3. Noun: A thief who steals exclusively clams from a seafood market or Red Lobster

John Doe: “Hey. That’s definitely a Clam Burglar over there in the Peanutbutter Hair Cut and hairy armpits.

Jim Doe: “Nah homes…. That’s Crystal…She just likes to weed eight times a day….”

by C.S.H. March 13, 2022

Clamming

fapping inside your kitchen while squeezing your nuts between two metal clamps.

'Hey, can you come over to my place?'
'No sorry, I'm busy with my clamming session

by Dicktionairy Nibba January 10, 2020

moldy clam dip

clam dip that is covered in mold.

After 1 month of spitting in her coconut oil, putting moldy clam dip in her lotions, rubbing used tampons oh sic her backpack, putting her toothbrush places where the sun doesn’t shine, and so much more, I can finally say goodbye Jamaican Barbie.

by MASTUH OSCG 8845 IS BACK March 11, 2019

Clam Bake

The female version of a circle jerk, i.e. A group of women masturbating together

Those girls are getting together for a clam bake!

by The love dickter October 10, 2021

Clam Scabs

When a woman is screwed so hard and so much it results in clam scabs.

Paul was banging his boss so hard and so often she was complaining about having clam scabs to her coworkers!

by Clamer August 18, 2016