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morning cheese

Used to describe the phenomena of "stank dick", when said "stank dick" is accompanied by a post coitus layer of dried smegma and is left to ferment until morning.
I woke up with some serious morning cheese baby. Let's go take a shower.
by Dr. Rog November 12, 2015
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Grating the Cheese

An act of male masturbation involving grinding on a surface without the use of the hand or other device.
I walked in on my boyfriend grating the cheese last night.
by brutus_maximus October 20, 2012
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Taint cheese

A type of cheese that collects on and around the male genital area and spreads the longer it's there (if female I suggest getting checked out or sticking a blow torch inside your genitals). This occurs when you, 1). You dont shower for over 2 - 4 weeks, 2). If you are a redditor. Colors vary from green to purple and smells vary depending on the stage it is at, starting from a fermented pumpkin to Mia Khalifa's pussy.
This dude be thicc but he has that taint cheese adding to the flavorful experience.
by Chicken nuggets with butts November 2, 2019
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Cheese Meh'

Meaning 'Pass the Cheese'
Said mostly by people wanting cheese that are to intoxicated (drunk) to speak normally.
Man i'm so damn wasted... Cheese Meh' brah
by El Rachelo November 3, 2010
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Rip cheese

An expression said to express pity in a sarcastic tone.

used when talking about something insignificant.
Person A - “I forgot to do my homework

Person B - “Rip cheese yo”
by Cochieman November 3, 2020
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Cheese thug

When you see a thug who looks like he smells like really bad cheese
by dan.iztired October 10, 2021
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crack cheese

bro my crack cheese taste so good ughhhhh
by cassie from euphoria May 12, 2022
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