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Cheese Monkey

One who wears Christmas sweaters during Christmas.
You can tell he was a cheese monkey when his nose started to bleed as his conversation progressed with the mildly attractive girl.
by Doug Cheese December 23, 2008
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cheese box

when you eat a girl out during her period
man me and kathryn cheese boxed all night long
by jojojo December 7, 2006
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cheese and crackers

Down and out, welfare types you see in the grocery store late at night. Although can also signify seemingly rich folks with big houses, big mortgages lots of cars and NO furniture inside! HAAAAAHAAHAA!

Also, people who just don't get it! Simpletons that have no imagination and can't grasp the obvious.
Don't go trick r' treatin in the mobile home park man, them is just cheese and crackers over there.

Lee is always talking about himself and doesn't respect other people's time or comment on their ideas. He's so cheese and crackers!
by capncervelo November 16, 2010
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cheese ball

jo pressney / legend
man,u is a fuckin cheese ball.
by danzil November 30, 2003
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Cheese and Cracker

A young, unmarried couple, typically living together in a council flat, that are so dirty that you can easily make the assumption that he has a cheesy penis and she has a dry and salty vagina.
Joel: Oh my god, did you see them two just now?

Gemma: I know! They were easily a cheese and cracker.
by Jesus-Called-Me-A-Dick December 21, 2014
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cheese face

when a strawberry blonde is drunk and does something random.
jill was being such a cheese face last night!
by Sandy Banana June 1, 2006
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Cheese Cake

When you fart into a pillow and put it over someone's face
Once the barrier was broken, I gave my girlfriend a cheese cake
by Wskiter August 25, 2013
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