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Insta-Boner

Something EXTREMELY that gives guys boners the second they see it.
"We're so hot, we're totally insta-boners."

"Dude, have you seen Taylor? She's a total insta-boner."
by dianaandsavvy December 5, 2012
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Darling Boner

A condition that is caused by the sudden arrival of Darling after an extended period of absence. The last major outbreak of Darling boners occured when he returned from UofT several years ago. Experts believe that Darling boners are expected to become a seasonal outbreak every Christmas and Summer for the next several years.
Jeremy: Dude did you hear that Darling is coming back for christmas?!?!?!
Pepe: Yes he will be in tomorrow.
Jeremy: DARLING BONERS ALL AROUND
by Jeremyrulestheworld December 16, 2012
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Boner Death

An event, action, or person that takes the joy out of a good time.
We had awesome seats to see our favorite band at Hollywood Bowl, but the concert got rained out. What a boner death!
by sonofagun7 October 10, 2008
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boner phone

The secret mobile telephone you utilize for porn viewing pleasure. Typically this phone has a larger screen with sticky smudge marks across the screen.
"Man its a good thing my I use incognito mode on my boner phone, my girlfriend would be horrified knowing what I watch to beat off"
by Lee Keydong April 21, 2015
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geek boner

Getting excited over videos games, computer specs, a piece of gear drop on wow, and so on, like you would get if you see a hot girl.
geek boner: Your friend get a new computer and when you look at the specs you cant stand up for 20mins
by zepth007 December 4, 2009
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Jew boner

An uncontrollable erection caused by experiencing a stereotypically Jewish event.
I got such a raging Jew boner when I saw her nose.

Steve's Jew boner wouldn't relent when he found out Nordstrum had marked their entire inventory by 25%.
by PutItUpYourNose June 2, 2015
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Boner Doner

"Well, I think boner is another word for mistake, like 'I made a big boner in math class' so maybe Boner Doner means 'I donate mistakes.'" - Hubie's Mom
by mrsdubois October 12, 2020
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