by dianaandsavvy December 5, 2012
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Jeremy: Dude did you hear that Darling is coming back for christmas?!?!?!
Pepe: Yes he will be in tomorrow.
Jeremy: DARLING BONERS ALL AROUND
Pepe: Yes he will be in tomorrow.
Jeremy: DARLING BONERS ALL AROUND
by Jeremyrulestheworld December 16, 2012
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by sonofagun7 October 10, 2008
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"Man its a good thing my I use incognito mode on my boner phone, my girlfriend would be horrified knowing what I watch to beat off"
by Lee Keydong April 21, 2015
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geek boner: Your friend get a new computer and when you look at the specs you cant stand up for 20mins
by zepth007 December 4, 2009
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Steve's Jew boner wouldn't relent when he found out Nordstrum had marked their entire inventory by 25%.
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by PutItUpYourNose June 2, 2015
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