a creed loving man who boasts about his ability to eat a big mac while he shits. drinks a lot of whiskey and tries to recover with prilosec but still has GERD. An Adam loves to get down to some Cardi B while he plays golf and smokes cigars. Dont be fooled, he acts tough but still knows all the words to WAP.
an Adam's true sexual orientation can be discovered at black light parties, where he will emerge from the bathroom after 15 minutes with suspicious stains on his face and a sore jaw.
an Adam's true sexual orientation can be discovered at black light parties, where he will emerge from the bathroom after 15 minutes with suspicious stains on his face and a sore jaw.
Black light partier 1: Bro, did you see that Adam guy come out of the shitter?
Black light partier 2: Ya bruh, he was like rubbing his jaw and there was a bunch of load all over his face
Black light partier 1: Justin loved it
Black light partier 2: Ya bruh, he was like rubbing his jaw and there was a bunch of load all over his face
Black light partier 1: Justin loved it
by medusa007 December 25, 2023
Get the Adam mug.Usually weird uncle and aunts from America. Mollie has an obsession with smurfs. Adam is good at drawing.
by Smeggy eggy November 20, 2020
Get the Mollie and Adam mug.Adam Is A Kind And Helpful Person He Is A libra And has glasses and Brownish black hair and he plays guitar and piano he LOVES Art He Draws All the time he gives his heart but never truly gets one in return and the girl he likes doesn't like him but that doesn't matter cause he can wait
Adam
by Love_Life_People4101 September 28, 2018
Get the Adam mug.Old poo that has a broken arm and claims disability from the government lazy and can't get any girls because, well, he's him lol.
What an old pooooooooooooo
What an old pooooooooooooo
(Adam) oh hey, govenment
(Govenment) OMG DONT CALL U MAKE US POOR
(Adam Clarke) Ye, I so lazy brrrrrrrrr
(Govenment) OMG DONT CALL U MAKE US POOR
(Adam Clarke) Ye, I so lazy brrrrrrrrr
by Haha lazy adam December 1, 2021
Get the Adam Clarke mug.
Someone who is dating a girl named Ellie even if she does not know it. He is a sexy brown haired person that wears blue shoes
by ADAM LOVER!!!! February 26, 2018
Get the Adam mug.