Absent School

A school that you go to whenever your regular school has a day off, and occasionally when you’re sick. It is mostly online

I’m attending absent school today since I don’t have school because of Election Day!

by mwehehrhehehe November 4, 2025

Absorrid

Ab-sore-id: its the combination of the words absurd and horrid. Absurd, meaning wildly unreasonable, illogical, or inappropriate. Horrid, meaning very unpleasant or disagreeable.

“That dude’s music video was absorrid.”

by White Chocol8 November 26, 2025

Absolute Unc Scare

Unc refers to the teacher, absolute is added when the teacher stares right at your screen while gaming in class

Absolute Unc Scare coming!!!

by How3010 December 1, 2025

Absocoursely

Fusing absolutely and of course to show that you really mean you’re going to do something when you have no intention of doing it.

Are you gonna clean the kitchen.
Absocoursely!

by Absocoursely December 14, 2025

Absofuckinglutely

ab·so·fucking-lute·ly

adverb
An expression of undeniable certainty only to be used by the most qualified smartasses.

"Ginny is an absofuckinglutely badass that everyone loves and adores"

“Deion is absofuckinglutely an asshole”

“Sometimes the letter B stands for absofuckinglutely.”

"Gin is absofuckinglutely the best drink ever!”

“Taking a shot of Malort at the Memphis Whistle is absofuckinglutely expected of you.”

“When you find your people, you will absofuckinglutely know it.”

by GinnyBCash December 15, 2025

Absofruitfully

Absofruitly but with en extra bit therefore making it a "new" phrase even though it cant really ever be used in a sentence.
To do something in an excpetional way would be the use for it.

He absofruitfully destroyed paddington in a fight.

by Stanvsfood December 19, 2025

Absosquidlylutely

When something is squiddish and completely certain.

SquidGrow will absosquidlylutely go above 5B mcap!

by GrimaceTheSquid December 19, 2025