Brandon Howard

Former CEO of parchmentpaper.com

Brandon Howard: "Must be tough living life on easy mode"

by urbandictionaryuser232456 May 29, 2024

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Brandon is the type of guy that will make you nervous no matter how long you’ve known him. He’s the most beautiful person. His eyes are so beautiful and easily to fall in love with. He’s such a loyal person that will always put you first if he cares about you. He will love you like no other and will go out of his way to make you feel special. He has a great heart and good personality. He’s sweet and loving. A very respectful man that will always protect who he loves. His presence will always bring joy and happiness. Beyond lucky to have a person like Brandon.

Brandon Fajardo is the sweetest.

I am in love with Brandon Fajardo.

by luv.u-mp <3 November 25, 2021

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One who takes “Emilie’s” on Disney trips.

Person 1: Man, Brandon is sure lucky with all these vacations he goes on.

Person 2: Emilie is even luckier! He is surprising her soon with another trip soon!

by sulla123 November 27, 2021

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F*ck Joe Biden slang. Also dude who sleeps a lot. Touches hairy legs a ton, and smells little girls.

“Let’s go Brandon!”

by So sus November 27, 2021

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Likes Stephanie

Brandon likes Stephanie.

by jefwh9EIYPRI43U5-UN;J November 28, 2021

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Brandon is a water deprived child from Africa. An Arabian Monkey Nigger. Brandon is so girthy. Able to impress any man with the size of his meaty cock.

Guy: I just had sex with Brandon’s huge and girthy dick.

Other guy: Brandon is just so gay and nice.

by Thicker than Brandon December 1, 2021

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