Beer Gods

is the act of telling cops to hide the real identity of your buyer

(Cop)"son where did you get the beer?" (underage individual)"i got it from the beer gods!!!

by Chass25 December 9, 2011

half a beer

For the guys that drinks half beers when there pussies hurt.

You drink half a beer so you throw it away so your friends think your cool

by 128585 April 11, 2017

Beremy Beere

The newer, cooler version of Jeremy Heere from the hit musical Be More Chill. B is short for Bichael, so that’s why the J in his name was changed to a B.

Beremy Beere. Welcome to your Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor! Your SQUIP.

by Rylierules123 February 3, 2020

beer fight

A fight between two dads when they're extremely intoxicated and both of them fall to the ground before the first guy can even throw the first punch.

HEY JERRY MY DAD CAN TOTALLY BEAT YOUR DAD IN A FIGHT!

YEAH MAYBE BUT MY DAD CAN TOTALLY BEAT YOUR DAD IN A BEER FIGHT YOU FUCKING CUM BAG!!!

by DrFunTimes September 28, 2017

beer dick

Some say a mythical creature that haunts ladies of the night with his "beer" smelling genitalia. Others say just an everyday man who cannot stop pouring beer on his dick.

Eg. Lady of the night says " Last night that guy with the beer dick really made my pussy stink!"

by Beer Dick Lover July 29, 2012

Beer Dong

When a girl takes a nice beer bong, but the guy holds it between his legs and then slaps her face with it a little when she's done.

She was pissed, she didn't know it was gonna be a beer dong.

by ScoopyBoots August 9, 2009

blue beers

Millwaukee's Best Lite ,AKA The Beast

Oh shit, We're out of Blue beers.

by mackdaddyga November 2, 2006