Vulcan Mind Wank

Wanking with the mind.

I had a vulcan mind wank in class today.l

by Wanky McWankface April 12, 2010

Tactical COD Wank

1) a quick wank over any call of duty game when you get an awesome kill or hear the interigation guy on the main menu of black ops

2) having a wank while on call of duty

(upon getting an accross the map tomahawk)
dave: brb guys

(returns tired)
dave: back
jack: did you have a tactical cod wank!?
dave: maybe

by urbandictionary360 January 21, 2011

pokey bum wank

To sexually exite yourself until you reach a climax via ones bum hole

"Can you smell that?"
"Andys Having an other one of his pokey bum wanks"

by Andys Mom June 20, 2007

Porky Bum Wank

To masturbate while rapidly fingering your ass hole

Ahh had a nice porky bum wank yesterday

by Hippo boy 24 August 26, 2017

Luxury Wanking Device

A term used to describe one's girlfriend or, more specifically, her gash.

1. I don't love you. You're just a luxury wanking device.

2. I've got a new luxury wanking device.

3. Can I borrow your luxury wanking device?

by gash rash July 5, 2011

Logistically Challenging Wank

A wank with some challenges.

For instance, your phone may be nearly out of battery, so you have to hold your phone and charger at a particular angle to keep it charging. The movement will dislodge the charger at the worst possible moment, with the risk of phone dying being a real threat.

"Bruh I had a logistically challenging wank last night, Jesus Christ it was more difficult than doing the Christmas shopping

by cancerisnotaverygoodthing November 21, 2018

Straight Jacket Wank

Cross ur arms like your in a straight jacket and put ur nob between ur arms and move ur arms up and down

Aaron Hastings Sat Like Buddah and folded his arms ready for a straight jacket wank

by Rian Cushing December 26, 2009