Short stack is a short tempered midget that likes to go home after a long day at school and touch himself to pictures of his younger cousin he loves to rub his clit with a tellitubby doll and makes little moaning noises while he does it, he usually does it until his parents come home and lets them walk into his room to catch him when they do he shouts "Yahtzee" and cums all over his mum's face she screams but secretly enjoys it and then his miso walks in and wets herself at the site of it all then he jumps up on all fours and screeches as he jumps out of a window and runs off into the night completely naked
by Jewdrop crop top August 6, 2018
Get the Short stackmug. A highly sarcastic phrase and obvious oxymoron, employed in hilarious mockery of the compulsively overcompensating, preposterously petite, inherently effeminate and doubtlessly delusional mental (and physical) midget universally loathed as the manlet. Additionally it represents the perfect example of peak manlet cope. Inflicted with catastrophic levels of manletism, brimming with manlet rage and having for decades nurtured the ironically colossal Napoleon complex that is ever-present inside of his pea-brained skull, the low IQ manlet is amusingly unable to see the biting satire implicit in the devastatingly depreciating description of himself as a Short King. Because it went over his tiny, little head. Ignorance is bliss. And so the silly manlet, moronically mesmerized by his manletism-induced delusions of grandeur, fails to realize that the whole world is backhandedly calling him a manlet all the time, until it finally dawns on him that Short King and manlet are synonymous and that there is no such thing as a Short King.
Manmore 1: Lol, why is that desperate and diminutive little manlet boy laboriously dragging around that stolen garden gnome over there? Manmore 2: It must be dwarven date night. Apparently the Short King has finally found his Prince Charming. Manmore 1: Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator September 1, 2024
Get the Short Kingmug. After a heavy night of partying it is possible to temporarily lose control of your fecal tract leaving soil in your undergarments.
by Polish Roadapple February 20, 2021
Get the earthen shortsmug. kid on youtube named santiago who makes random commentary videos inspired by v1nce, the coolest commentary channel on youtube
by c0c0_ April 23, 2022
Get the c0c0 shortsmug. by the real jq April 28, 2024
Get the YouTube Shortsmug. O.G. prison phrase that means "Don't throw down that cigarette when you are done, give it to me so I can get that last drag, or two".
by rnnrdad October 13, 2023
Get the short me outmug. ~ Can you pick me up a pound of coffee?
- Nope, all the bags are only 12oz.
~ I guess a short pound will have to do :(
- Nope, all the bags are only 12oz.
~ I guess a short pound will have to do :(
by MrOwl98168 February 8, 2019
Get the short poundmug.