Foot Beard

N. A hairy foot

John's socks fit funny because of his foot beard.

by Cheezy Pickle May 20, 2024

Foot lettuce

Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce
The last thing you want on your burger king burger is somebody else's foot fungus. Turns out that's exactly what this person got.

Bob: why is there foot lettuce in my burger king burger?

Jerry: hehehehe

by June 10, 2022

Foot Lettuce

The lettuce at burger king.

-Tommy: Guys lets go get some burger king!
-Friend: NAH they got to much Foot Lettuce

by Smash-cookie-chan November 02, 2020

FOOT DOWN!

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Dad:I am putting my foot down!
You:Dad im sorry...
Dad:Hi sorry! I'm dad!
You:*facepalm*

by Gamerfrisk June 22, 2017

Feline Foot 'n Joy

The world's first "Hands Free" cat toy invented by Josh M. Burns.

Dang, Marth! You look like you've lost 20 pounds after playing with the Feline Foot 'n Joy! Whiskers, too!

My cat was so damn fat until he started playing with the Feline Foot 'n Joy.

by Hydrobrew April 22, 2011

Ethan Foote

Famous athlete and intellectual.

I am a fucking Ethan Foote

by Doctor Cocter March 08, 2019

Manure Foot

A person's dance partner who moves like he stepped in horse manure with one foot and he's trying to kick it off with the other foot. Ususally reserved for a beginner who cannot keep tempo with the music.

"Gee, Sally, how'd you get stuck dancing with that manure foot?"

by Jon Scott May 26, 2007