child

a name for everyone who is an adult or not an adult, child is also a name for your annoying teacher bc we all know they is a CHILD,Also a name for your annoying friends who exist (well if I had any I would call them that)

Hello child(only when talking to adults)(or anyone annoying)

by mOusE mAsTEr March 27, 2021

A crazy child

They coocoo in the brain and scratch up your face and bite you like a cat ಠ︵ಠ

Don't tell Jude how the world works he is a crazy child

by Ur mom is gæ November 25, 2021

childing

the act of being a child

i am childing when i make fun of my dad

by calls08 June 16, 2019

Child Lives

Ooooh! So the threat to child lives wasn't doing it for you.

Hym "So the child lives you didn't have a problem with but you YOU life is where you draw the line? That. Is. Fucking. Hilarious. Ha!"

by Hym Iam May 16, 2025

Child

TommyInnit is a child who has a weird neighbor friend who is also a child named Tubbo who comes in many variations such as Tubbox and many more. He does drugs and hates women and men.

Person 1: Hey, do you know TommyInnit?
Person 2: Oh yeah, Isn't he a child?

by JoJo_TheHoneyBee November 13, 2020

Child Goof

When in some period of your childhood you mess up/make yourself look like the biggest retard/Goof up past the point of return and you remember it when you are older.

"oh yeah bro remember when you and i dressed as actionman to the dress up day?"
"yeah dude that was a major child goof right there yo"

by calculator man May 11, 2014

Childe

ginger.

Oh wow Childe is so ugly!

by pooprox April 4, 2022