by Hard Virgin August 6, 2020
Get the Candy Manmug. by Powerslug March 11, 2024
Get the copper candymug. by anonymous November 30, 2022
Get the swallow a candy wholemug. The candy machine was a device used for masturbation in ancient times and was presented by a kid named Elias on youtube, he was the creator of this masturbation device that yanked your balls and tickled the groin. Elias went on to die from internal groin bleeding....
"I just bought a brand new version of The candy machine!"
"That's fucking awesome, just remember to oil up so it doesn't rip the testies"
"That's fucking awesome, just remember to oil up so it doesn't rip the testies"
by jepeliusmilo December 18, 2024
Get the The candy machinemug. After you candy cane on a your girl, you urinate potently yellow dehydrated piss on their face, and then piss mixes with the blood from the nose, and makes an orange and white color on their face
I was candy corning my girl after candy caning was not enough! The blood, the piss and the splooge mix very well
by Thebill169 February 26, 2024
Get the Candy corningmug. I've been at this party for 2 hours and beer ain't cutting it, so I'm going to try some dance candy. I want to get my freak on pronto. quaaludes, ecstasy, MDMA, Molly, chill, party, hallucinate, drugs, memory loss, roofies
by joecoolthefool August 17, 2015
Get the dance candymug. 