pussy whipped

when your friend decides to go and follow his girlfriend across the country to live in a camper because he is controlled by her pussy.

Tom: Phillip, what are you doing with your life?
Phillip: I'm going to live with my girlfriend in a camper.

Tom: Man, you're so pussy whipped.

Phillip is pussy whipped.

by pussydestroyer424 October 17, 2017

whips scrote

A totally awesome occurrence when your laughing so hard that your scrotum whips back and fourth!

Jon: says something super funny!
Jimithy: laughed so hard that he whips scrote!

by bbuttman October 26, 2017

wonder whip

Is a sandwhich composed of wonder bread and miracle whip only because your broke ass cant afford no damn lunch meat. Also a dance move created by modern hip hop trend following asains

"What are you eating it looks like a white collar version of ketchup on crackers" "its a wonder whip".

by MiguelFKNlito May 29, 2017

Whipped

Somebody who is completely in love with another person and would do anything for them.

Cole is whipped by Lili ;)))

by Sprousehartss June 5, 2017

oh freaking whip cream

A phrase used in place of "oh fuck me" or when a situation is bad."

Oh freaking whip cream I forgot to get the body out of my basement.

by AshMashBlellow June 29, 2017

Anal Whip

Pussy whip is old news. To really keep a guy, you have to anal whip him. Show him you are the his soulmate by letting him stroke and murder that anus!!!

Girl, to keep these modern men -- You have to anal whip them...

by Kissofcaprice November 4, 2017

Pussy Whipped

(1) adj - situation whereupon a male is undeniably at the mercy of his high-maintinence girlfriend & answers to her every beck and call, usually followed by the reprioritizing of girlfriend over friends, family, school, food, water, and air.

(2) adj - making decisions based on the incentive of sex
(1) omg, tom's girl has him so fucking pussy whipped that instead of going to the yankees game with me and the boys, he spent his whole weekend at the pottery barn expo, picking out ceramic cats and china patterns. ::insert cracking bull-whip sound HERE::

(2) if she didn't give it up all the time, he wouldn't be so goddamned pussy whipped.

PERSON 1: What the hell is Hugo wearing.
PERSON 2: Oh, his girlfriend has him pussy whipped.

by EDGY@))# November 11, 2017