wet valdez

When you lick your finger and stick it into an exposed buttcrack

That sluts pants are so low I bet she wouldn't feel a wet valdez

by LAURATHEAWESOME March 17, 2011

Wet Turkey

Wet Turkey means some really shitty weed. If you smoke weed you know what I am talking about.

That dealer didn't give you dank, he gave you some Wet Turkey.

by Wantedbymany November 21, 2011

Wet Mexicano

Making out with someone

Bro Izzy and I totally did the Wet Mexicano last night!

by SizzleDizzleCracka February 7, 2021

wet dans

Wet disposeable towels used exclusively at the bathroom to wipe one's ass. fresko fat google boy

That google boy sounded liquid, you'd better bring your own wet dans, just in case.

by David Gill October 6, 2003

Monkey Wet!

When the vagina becomes extremly soaked with love juices..

Shit fool that monkey wet! right now want to take the love pole..
Monkey Wet! Shits drippin like a broken dam.

Monkey Wet! It's so wet i can shemmy my way right in..

by Young Sizzle April 7, 2007

wet work

to perform sexual acts to gain something out of the individual.

She went over to his house and he wouldn't cough up what she wanted so she hit him with that wet work.

He needed money for the rent, he found a milf and hit her with that wet work.

by the1antidote June 15, 2010

wet ass

To get up from the toilet without wiping ones ass; usually to do something urgent such as answer a phone or to get a new roll of toilet paper when none is left in the bathroom.

I quickly wet assed it over to the guest bathroom after realizing, too late, that the roll in the master bathroom was empty.

by Vyache September 14, 2009