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a walk with the goat man

A serendipitous, almost spiritual, encounter with a stranger that ends up being life altering, like moving to a new country or changing careers or something.
Camille: What, you're moving to Albania?! What are you going to do there?

Magritte: Yes. I'm going to run an apiary.

Camille: Word. How'd you find out about this?

Magritte: A migrant at the Swiss Italy border.

Camille: Ohh, so you went on a walk with the goat man! Dope.

Magritte: *slings the shaka*
by platonymous May 10, 2020
mugGet the a walk with the goat manmug.

Mirror ya walk

Tom will Mirror ya walk John.
by Allahatopia November 19, 2018
mugGet the Mirror ya walkmug.

Columbian Helicopter Walk

Sex act where a male pulls out post non douche anal and proceeds to walk over the recipient whilst spinning the penis to fling any remaining excrement over the recipient until contact is made with the face, and then is rewarded with a line off the forehead of said recipient.
Last night I was so tired after work that I could only be bothered to hit her with the Columbian helicopter walk.
by Columbian helicopter pilot February 27, 2020
mugGet the Columbian Helicopter Walkmug.

walking-road-kill

A person who is too stupid for words. A person that you wonder how and why they are still alive. A person so stupid that you know it's just a matter of time before they are killed by nothing more than their shear stupidity.
On 3 separate occasions I have seen people standing next to their cars unable to unlock their car door because the battery in the key fob had died and they didn't know what to do. On each occasion I took the keys from their hands and unlocked the door WITH THE KEYS! Man! Talk about WALKING-ROAD-KILL!
by m2hss April 25, 2011
mugGet the walking-road-killmug.

3000 step walk

An excuse to leave a group to go fuck
Al and I are going on a 3000 step walk
by Holy Roman bitchfuck August 13, 2018
mugGet the 3000 step walkmug.

Walk Pompeo's dog

ME... not seen my babe for weeks now due to lockdown
FRIEND...take it a bit of "Walk Pompeo's dog" goin' on then?
by Rotundus III May 19, 2020
mugGet the Walk Pompeo's dogmug.

walk n call

The act of calling someone on your phone while you are walking.
"Hey!"
"Hey man. I hear traffic noise in the background. Is this a walk n call?"
by Vidar T April 26, 2017
mugGet the walk n callmug.

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