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Vague Vagina

a person who frequently writes negative statuses with no context on a social networking site and basically makes a fool of themselves without giving anyone any real insight. (See also: Vaguebooking)
Person A: "Hey, Todd wrote some weird status saying he's sick of his life. What's that about?"

Person B: "I don't know, but he's being a real Vague Vagina right now."
by Spectrebot December 28, 2011
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Vagina Tentacles

The long, spindly hairs that hang down from a dog's vagina, usually crusty in texture.
ZOMG! your dog's vagina tentacles just rubbed my neck!
by CooterLoofa March 6, 2011
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sandy vagina

A person who is bitchy for no particular reason.
Man we really need to get that sand out of Stuarts vagina

Stuarts vagina is really sandy today

Has Stuart been to the beach lately because hes got a real sandy vagina today
by Ryan,Christian July 4, 2008
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Chicken Vagina

Chicken vagina refers to a slag phrase used in school. to "what's for lunch?" "CHICKEN VAGINA!"
An example of this is referred to lunch. "Billy, what's for lunch?" "CHICKEN VAGINA!"
by Harry Bohemis October 24, 2006
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Squirting Vagina

When a female gets mad at a male she bends over wherever she may be (i.e. in the living room, at work or the playground) and marinades his face with vaginal dishcharge.
When Candycane was on the playground, Micah would not talk to her and thought her ideas were dumb so she bent over, pulled up her skirt and squirt her vagina in his face. What Candy did was the Squirting Vagina.
by Vdisharge April 22, 2010
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Vagina Clinger

A hot spanish woman that loves tatooed penis. Tends to become attached but is open to new experiences. V clinger is a common problem amoung women that love sexual experiences.
by ms.nomore August 21, 2009
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Party Vagina

A typical hot girl, who dresses slutty and has tons of guys around her all night. Only dates jocks and rich men. She acts like a snob and hates attention from the average guy.
Did you see the head cheerleader was acting like a party vagina at the school dance.
by Lotus of the Leaf January 1, 2011
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