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Two-headed turkey

When a spectator of two people performing fellatio on a double ended dildo, or one of the involved parties themselves, grabs the middle of the dildo and slams it back and forth, forcing the participants to both to make turkey gobbling sounds.
Last night they were going so hard with that double-ended dildo that they were gobblin' like a two-headed turkey.
by EssPea October 2, 2023
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Turkey’s neck

Turkey’s neck is when a man wears a woman's thong but the thong slips to the side of his balls, making them fall out, as to resemble a turkey’s neck
“My thong keeps slipping and giving me an awful Turkey’s neck, but I can blame the boys for wanting to be free.”
by Evansturkey December 14, 2020
mugGet the Turkey’s neckmug.

Stuffed Turkey

whilst doing anal sexshe shits on your dick, you stick your dick in her pussy and nut.
by juicyass69420 April 8, 2019
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Turkey Week

n. The week after Thanksgiving, going until all leftover turkey has been devoured. During turkey week turkey eaters dig into turkey sandwiches, wraps, casseroles, soups, and any other turkey related meals. Turkey week is one of the best weeks of the year.
Tom: I can't wait to eat this turkey sandwich!

Bob: Yeah, ya' gotta love turkey week.
by TurkeyLover December 1, 2009
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Cold turkey fat slapper

Cold turkey fat slapper ; is a girl, usually a lesbian, who uses a turkey baster to try get pregnant.
OH well, did the Cold turkey fat slapper ask you for some cum?
by Bryn Benn May 11, 2020
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Turkey burp

When you shove your meat in the anal area of a turkey to make the turkey call out
Did you hear that cody was a turkey burping last night
by Daddy-6969 June 20, 2023
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Dead-set turkey

Someone who acts like an idiot for laughs, all of the time, and will most likely never mature, but is otherwise harmless to fellow humans.
That mate of mine Pete throws his dog's shit straight over the neighbour's fence and into their pool, he's a dead-set turkey, honestly.
by Stool_pidgun October 16, 2023
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