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Trump porn

Aggrandizing montages of news clips of Mr. Trumps best moments, watched for pleasure.
After my wife went to bed last night, I snuck downstairs and watched Trump porn.
by tho4m October 14, 2017
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Trump Figures

Overvalued or inflated numbers or percents issued by an unscrupulous or corrupt businessperson, so that their rogue or shady businesses could secure better loan terms and insurance deals, and would pay lesser tax.
Mr. Pinocchio could be fined up to $250m and be banned from doing business in his home state should he be found guilty of submitting an obscene number of trump figures related to his bigly valued properties.
by Numerati October 2, 2023
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Bologna Trump

When a woman performs oral sex on a man who has a flaccid penis while he is eating a bag of Cheetos (flavor or type/texture of Cheeto does not matter).
I went home with a super hot hot guy and all that happened was a bologna trump.
by Mousetrap033 August 31, 2018
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Trump Clownery

The Trump Clownery is when Trump supporters ignore lockdown and when their president doesn't win the 2020 election they become a fucking beyblade and wanna become murderers so they go somewhere and RIOT!
Jacob: Dude did you hear the news in North Carolina?
Rammy: Wait what the fuck, no...
Jacob: On the radio on Thursday some Trump Supporters went to some court place and fucked up some people
Rammy: Over the election? That's a lot of Trump Clownery...
by mitzklune January 9, 2021
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Trumps Cock

by SUCKTRUMPSPENIS May 3, 2018
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Donald Trump

The worst president america has ever had. racist homophobic piece of shit. Biden 2020.
did you see Donald Trumps speech last night?

i couldn’t make out the words he’s dumb asf
by smartassgirl1234 November 14, 2020
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Donald Trump

by The dood27 January 20, 2017
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