Stories that are over the top, possibly uncomfortable and embarrassing. It's based on the Friends episode, where Paul Rudd (Mike) takes Phoebe to meet his parents and she tells a story about how she has Hepatitis because a pimp spit in her mouth.
I was on a date and this guy was telling ridiculous stories about fighting, like being outnumbered 6 to 1 and using a baseball bat in fights, and I was just like, could we have less pimp spit stories please.
by Siouxsie Supertramp July 20, 2020
Get the Pimp spit storiesmug. by Alliandkk February 24, 2017
Get the pimp my pimplemug. by p.I.m.P Jessy November 9, 2003
Get the pimp jessymug. An absolutely disturbing programme found on MTV late at night so as not to scare little children! As an Englishman, I feel a great burden has been placed on my shoulders, having to live with this disgusting display of English folk (again) trying to copy Americans! Don't get me wrong, I do actually like Pimp My Ride(USA). But Westwood? Please MTV, get rid of this cack!
(TV): "yo, this is Westwood, i'm a middle aged man trying to break onto tv, but the trouble is, I talk the talk, but when it comes down to it, i'm an ageing white man trying to be black! I really should be at home with a cup of milky tea, watching Coronation Street!"
(Normal non chav person!): Damn right Horlicks boy, get yourself to bed!
(Normal non chav person!): Damn right Horlicks boy, get yourself to bed!
by Ricardo G-man July 9, 2005
Get the pimp-my-ride-ukmug. plp or parking lot pimp'
when you were either to busy talking to one girl/guy, and saw a cutie in the bar and waited til the girl/guy was in the parking lot to start gettin the pimpin on.
when you were either to busy talking to one girl/guy, and saw a cutie in the bar and waited til the girl/guy was in the parking lot to start gettin the pimpin on.
by 1defcon May 16, 2011
Get the parking lot pimpmug. a man that is always around women and is allowed to smack their asses whenever he wants .all of the guys are enviousnof him and try to hit spank their ass and they end up getting slapped .
by pimp daddy mad swag March 23, 2012
Get the pimp daddy mad swagmug. by Mezalex12 December 23, 2016
Get the Pimp Daddy Scoot Scootmug.