Short Bus

The bus for mentally challenged children

The shorter the bus, the more retarded they get

Ben rides on the short bus
he is diagnosed with sever cases of autism, ADHD, schizophrenia and SCD (Small Cock Disorder) and has challenges with telling other he will rape them.
Beware.

by BenHasIssues75 February 17, 2023

Bus chief

A man, often of Indian origin that may or may not be of Indian origin, that is fat, ugly with a large beer belly that speaks in English in an Indian accent. Usually assertive and over 45

He's a real Indian bus chief he is, look at that belly he's got

by alextgt December 29, 2023

Emily bus

A bus driver named Emily who is driving you and all your friends in a minivan type car and take them around wherever (usually McDonald's and she pays for all the food)

Friend 1: I'm gonna be catching the Emily bus today
Friend 2: oh cool can I come with?
Friend 1: sure she will probably take us to McDonald's again so let's get a free meal.

by Grape dude and me January 2, 2024

No7 bus basher

-greasy ginger dreadlocks
-defo has nits
-cheats on noah whittingham
-shit at nails
-reeks

-space rader looking
-wonky nose
-blob

"he said he likes gingers so i dyed my skin!" - No7 bus basher (ava harper)

by scottcheg January 27, 2024

school bus slit slam

When you finger a girl to completion on the school bus, on the way to school. So that she is soaked as she walks into the school building.

Man, I gave Jordan the School Bus Slit Slam yesterday morning she she was a mess walking into first period.

by RodJammerJR February 5, 2024

bus sickness

When you get sick on the bus -_-

Is bus sickness a thing?

by BrownDevil994 February 8, 2024

Bus banger

When you surprise a bus driver with the scent of drugs then leave crumbs of hard drugs rubbed into the seats or similar imbedding to cause d.u.i.

Did you leave that bus banger on there on purpose?

by Smellyfingers October 16, 2023