“Hey, can I have a straw?”
“We only have paper, is that fine?”
“No, turtle fucker. It’s not fucking fine.”
“Turtles caused it, i didn’t.”
“We only have paper, is that fine?”
“No, turtle fucker. It’s not fucking fine.”
“Turtles caused it, i didn’t.”
by ItalianMafiaMan May 03, 2022
by ArceusGods December 24, 2016
The turtle is cute
by Elassad the turtle March 17, 2020
A game played in the car where the windows are rolled up and the fresh air vent is closed, then 1 or more (preferably all) of the occupants bust ass. The loser is the first person to open the window and stick their head out..resembling a turtle.
by phishing phool July 11, 2017
A more subtle name for herpes. The name of someone who studies turtles is a herpetologists. Therefore, herpe- in the name relates to a more subtle way to talk about herpes.
Seth: Dude, my condom broke while I was fucking Sarah.
Alex: Bro!! She's got the turtle!!
Seth: Oh Fuck!!
Alex: Bro!! She's got the turtle!!
Seth: Oh Fuck!!
by Bassproman September 19, 2015
n. An awkward person
v. to shrug and stay shrugged for a period of time due to an awkward or cringy situation
v. to shrug and stay shrugged for a period of time due to an awkward or cringy situation
by Gabisaurous Rex February 26, 2018