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Two Poos

A person who, when you tell them you’ve done something, they’ve done the same thing, but better, to feel superior.
I did a poo today!
Really?? I did two poos!!
by MTS Ratcliff October 2, 2020
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Poo tang

The sharp, acidic smell which creeps under the partition and hits your nose in a toilet cubicle when someone in the cubicle next to you is parking their breakfast.
"Jesus christ, Jeff... the poo tang in those thunderboxes this morning burned all my nose hairs out."

"It's a very nice bar but the WC always stinks of poo tang".
by Jock Waffle November 16, 2022
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poo stamped

when a man or a women shits hot diahrrea, then rubs their ass in it and stamps shit prints on objects or even people as a practical joke.
Last night, we pulled the best prank on Jake. Kyle poo stamped his bed, couch, and his sink hahaha so gross!
by Buzz KILLER February 17, 2013
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poo eater

pooeater is the term often associated with someone who regularly eats their own feces. Not just every once in a while, it can be as often as breakfast, lunch and dinner.
I saw Ella eating her own poo. Ella is a flaming poo eater!
by brendanmeagher May 6, 2020
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Poo mining

What is poo mining, I hear you ask with great interest? It is another name for anal sex. The reasoning being that:
- It involves a deep, dark hole
- It involves a shaft
- There certainly isn't any gold to be found in the cavities of this mine
- If you put a canary in there it would almost certainly die from the fumes
See you later lads, I'm off poo mining.
by CG Badman June 19, 2017
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poo brown

a shade of brown that creepily looks a lot like poo; also used as an insult to call sus people in among us
oh my god you were such a poo brown in among us yesterday
oh my god your hair is poo brown color
by dolla72480 June 20, 2021
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Sneaky Poo

doing a poo in a public place without anyone realising
hey john guess what, i just took a Sneaky Poo in the middle of that crowd. Sneaky Poo
by CheesyNoob321 June 7, 2017
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