kwok, hande'

my last name, was also know, as the king, but when preceded by hande it means ruler of the world

person 1: man, kwok rocked today, she aced the test, and got with the hottest guy in school

person 2: that's because she owns him and the rest of the world

by hande October 24, 2004

shitty hands

An insult often used to tell someone that their hands are dirty like and they should get them off you

"Get your shitty hands off of me."

by ThePandaBrain March 4, 2016

Hand Rape

Act of inserting partner's (or other's) hand down your pants in order for them to play with you and not allowing the release of the hand by pushing your stomach out to 'lock' their hand in place. An act of hand rape. Hours of ceaseless amusement, unless aggressive, unprovoked resistance measures taken.

Well your not cooking, or washing or anything, might as well make good use of what God's given you....why don't you hand rape me?

by Dr Psyko November 30, 2013

Money Hands

1) When one's hands are full of money (region dialect = money bags)
2) When one has been working in a shop as a cashier - dealing with and handing money

1) Oh hello Mr Money Hands
2) "Oh gosh my hands smell of money", "Dude, you have money hands"

by Mr Money Hands August 4, 2005

Hand-Job

When a man gets a manicure.

Dude, I got my first hand-job at Cifellis yesterday! Yeah, she really jammed on my cuticles bro...

by jrfrnk September 30, 2010

stage hand

when your genitals are manually manipulated during a theatrical performance.

I was pissed that my blind date took me to see "Cats" but at least I got some stage hand.

by Feint5 March 14, 2013

talk to the hand

An insult generally used by hyperactive Americans on Ricki Lake and other assorted talk shows. Most commonly heard from those that have no concept of grammar, this phrase generally follows the phrase "y'know what i'm sayin'"

"Talk to the hand girlfriend, cos the face don't wanna hear it"

by porcelina September 1, 2003