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Captain & Tunneling

The act of tunneling someone while you have your foot up on a barrel of rum
"We finished the latest episode of Night Court, and before the credits finished rolling, he had already started to captain and tunnel me."

"Captain & tunneling? Is that even legal in Rhode Island?"
by NirnrootSandwich January 14, 2023
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Captains wife

A bit of a Natalie. Hot, but with a comic con psychosis leaning toward men named Nils.
A Captains Wife is a bit like the chick from Kick Ass with a hard working, diligent, chicken bhuna hot, edge.
She's also powerful but a little bit needy, after a good rumping.
by Lord leonard November 19, 2013
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captain kidd

the man who made our cause that is just (grugang) the legend himself and friend of Alphard. his legions generals include Dr.Donk Ryuji red sent and Marcus
by dracon56 November 12, 2020
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Captain Disgruntled

Mostly happy, but sometime extremely disgruntled!
Oh heads up Nathans got his Captain Disgruntled on today lol
by ORGANIZ3DCHA02 January 16, 2021
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Captain Gankaroo

Friend to friend, " My husband's nickname is Captain Gankaroo..."

Other friend, " Do what? (Laughing)"

Friend, " Yeah my husband beats off all the time with/on anything... plastic bags, dirty clothes, you name it, so I call him Captain Gankaroo because he ganks everything"
(I walk in catching my husband beating off using a plastic bag), "Well hello Captain Gankaroo".
by Justice League Kat October 19, 2021
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captain effect

Similar to the cheerleader effect, the captain effect occurs when everyone in the group, male or female, is agreeably unattractive, EXCEPT for one individual. That individual is deemed the captain because he or she commands the outer attention of the group, AND is undoubtedly the best looking of the bunch. However, without his or her crew the captain is nothing.

Ex. If you have 4 girls in a group and all of them are the same, except 1 girl is noticeably taller and slimmer, who do you sleep with?

a. 1 of the 3. You have better chances.
b. The 1 exception. She's the captain.
c. All of the above. "The whole is greater than the sum of its parts." –Aristotle
d. None of the above. You've got a computer at home.

"A captain without his crew plays with his ship, alone, by himself, in the middle of the sea, where plenty of fish do NOT exist."
–Creeper at the bar
Bro 1: You see that girl?
Bro 2: Which one? They're all ugly.
Bro 1: The good-looking one.
Bro 2: She only looks good because everyone else is way uglier than her. It's the captain effect.
Bro 1: Well, I'd still do her.
Bro 2: Well, that's because you have beer goggles.
by Burt M. September 6, 2017
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Captain Rubex

A type of ecstasy made popular in LA in 2008. The pill was circular and red with a white stamp of a skull and crossbones. Captain Rubex ecstasy slowly became less prevalent as more powerful forms of ecstasy and synthetic opioids began to hit the streets.
I'm going to drop some captain rubex this weekend, HARRRRR.
by Crime&Fizzle October 9, 2018
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