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Texas Style Boot Party

A spectacular ass kicking, on the part of several assailants, usually delivered when the target (or targets) are at a point of extreme confidence and feeling invincible, therefore being utterly humiliated.
Wow, the Yankee's just gave the Sox a Texas Style Boot Party.

Jed thought he would get away with calling Brandy a skank, but her boyfriend and her husband treated him to a Texas Style Boot Party...
by Stoutwalker April 18, 2010
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Texas Triangle

A sexual act that can be done by a threesome . A person would lay on their back, giving oral sex to a person kneeling over their heads. That person would be making out with another person also kneeling above the first persons genital region, having sex with the first person, thus making a triangle. The name for it originated from Texas, because of the crazy shit that the Texans do.
Even better! She brought in her friend Kerry and we did a mad Texas triangle!
by Lovin'dapussah August 7, 2010
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Texas Hot

a female; causes unintentional double takes; likely big hair but maybe not; likely blond but not always; not striking without make-up; doesn't wow in sweats and a ball cap; not the one you want to marry for she only fancies up like candy to impress those that don't know her; she enjoys catching herself in the mirror or when a guy curbs his truck while looking at her.

She is actually beautiful through and through but she has spent so many years trying to impress that her and her lookers have lost sight of the truth.
Man, she is Texas Hot, or; My wife totally beats Texas Hot, she knocks me over just in sweats and a ballcap.
by eatrawstayhealthy March 26, 2011
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Don't mess with texas

George Bush is teh 1337 and he came from TEXAS so, don't fuck with him, or j00'll be nuked biotches!
by The Awesome March 28, 2005
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texas wedgie

A wedgie that is so hard it kills you, or it leave a texas-like shape on your butt, or it can cause you to bleed.
...In a changing room During Barack's childhood---
Fred-I didn't know you were from texas or loved texas?
Barack Obama-I didn't, some other black kids beat me up and called my a *ussy and that I'm a whitey! I hate crackers!! Why can't they get it through their heads? Some kids gave me a Texas Wedgie, see how it's in the shape of Texas?
by TheProudconservative1 May 15, 2008
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texas heart shot

Cumming in one's asshole during anal sex
Paul delivered a brutal Texas Heart Shot on Anna's cow.
by Arab Bastard January 22, 2007
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texas stinger

It is when your fucking a girl doggy style, and you have a mouth full of snuff. right before your cum you spit on her back and roll your dick in it. Then you stick your dick in her ass. Condom recommended
Jill screamed when I gave her a Teas Stiniger.
by Joby April 17, 2006
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