A dry and disgusting way to clean your ass after using the toilet, which leaves shit particles and toilet paper remains between your cheeks and you don’t even realize it.
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Friend2: um, yeah?? Isn’t that universal?
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Friend2: okay.
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Friend1: yeah, that’s the problem! Use a bidet!
Friend2: okay.
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