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Left Tit

Referring to the left breast of a female; the left breast is often interpreted to be inferior the right breast. Comparisons are often derogatory. It can be also used as an alternative to "I don't give a crap" or "I don't give a shit".
I don't give a left tit that your show is on, I'm watching the game!

Your little brother is way more annoying than mine. What a left tit!
by Kilopineapple May 16, 2011
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Fresh Tits

1. A word used to describe especially good tits. It can also be used to compliment something that is awesome.
1. " damn that bitch has got some fresh tits"

2. Alex:" I just got a brand new Ferrari"

Josh:"fresh tits!"
by Rick Malone Stark III March 12, 2011
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Performance Tits

Performance Tits: Also known in workplaces as 'PTs' - Womans breasts that is athletic. Not big and saggy, but also not small and barely there. These Tits can handle performance and put on a show.
Did you know that both Anna Kournikova and Jessica Alba have performance tits?

Those 'PTs' are rockin' the dance floor!
by Kay Squared November 17, 2010
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Knuckle tits

When refering to rock hard tits that are protruding from a ladies brazier; when a woman jumps and her boobs arent affected by the reactionary effects of gravity.
dude did you see the cafeteria lady today? her knuckle tits were bustin the seams

(while watching a 70s porn) dammit man, they just dont make em like they used to, shes must have pure steel loaded into those mammoth cannons

person 1) have you felt those knuckle tits yet
person 2) boob job gone bad man
person 1) it got a little weird didnt it
by thenorm March 17, 2011
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Hard as tits

When something is so incredibly rock hard that there is no other way to express it.

Harder than a black man's raging boner, something that is "hard as tits" is capable of breaking reinforced concrete, and in some cases diamonds.
DAMMIT, these fish sticks are as HARD AS TITS!!!!!!
by MissMikkyy November 13, 2011
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Tits Licked

Consequence of consistently leaving the ball in the wheelhouse as a pitcher. The bat swinging constantly resembles that of a tongue licking the pitcher's tits. Side effects usually consist of the baseball appearing to the hitter as a fat juicy meatball. This also results in said hitter drooling as if he were licking the tits of a well endowed cuban prostitute.
Carl: "Hey Jim, did your dog slobbered on your shirt?"

Jim: "No... Why?"

Carl: "Oh sorry, I guess it just looks like it since youre getting your fucking tits licked out there"

Jim: "Yeah... I guess i should have read the fucking email"
by rds1840 September 25, 2011
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Tit Flyers

when your boobs magically fly and smack someone in the fucking face! BAM POW!!!!! ;)
Dude: Did you see that girls boobs hit that guy!? Dude 2: yea man! She has some tit flyers!!!
by blllluuuccckkk November 10, 2011
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