packing sausage

The act of a male wrapping up his penis toward his back in order to present himself as a lady.

I think John has been packing sausage since he entered college, since then he introduces himself as Jeannine.

by DaDimeBagger January 29, 2018

Rusty Sausage

A sausage that has been dipped in dirty toilet water, then fed to an unsuspecting victim.

Dude, Russ fed me a rusty sausage , but he told me it was fresh off the grill!

by Cronklet November 15, 2017

sausaged

to pour boiling water over your boyfriends penis, add salt and pepper and eat it

"i sausaged my man's pipi last night. we're never ever having sex again"

by Krkič July 12, 2019

Grand Sausage Plate

A German dish of five sausages. Found at the best German restaurants.

It's not on the menu but I'm asking for a Grand Sausage Plate.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Hot sausage roll

Hot sausage roll - when you shit in your hand and then have a wank

"Dude I had the best hot sausage roll last night"
"Me too bro"

by Holy mouley August 24, 2016

Full sausage

The act of insulting someone so thoroughly that no response will undue or lesson the insult. An over the top mean spirited insult delivered out of deep spite that truly hurts the recipient and reveals how dickheaded the person is who rendered the insult.

The coach went full sausage on that sensitive young kid when he missed the easy shot .

by Ofashea October 15, 2019

Sausage dildo

The act of shitting into a condom, tying the condom off and preceding to use it as a dildo

After we got done fucking I went to the restroom and gave her a sausage dildo to play around with.

by iamacp_xxvii August 30, 2016