Phil Swift

Phil Swift is the maddest lad ever....
I mean he sawed a boat in half... did you ever saw a boat in half... I dont think so!

Phil Swift really is the maddest lad ever lol.

by Tarix__ December 12, 2018

elias swift

The most legendary user on stan twitter. Everyone wishes to have an ounce of his impact. He stans Taylor, Ariana, BTS, and Adele! The most tasteful user EVER! He's so kind and thoughtful...he never makes fun of anyone and he's so unproblemtic! His mutuals need to take notes.

Person 1: have u heard of Elias Swift?
Person 2: Duh?? He's like the most LEGENDARY user on Twitter i-

by user9611 February 17, 2019

Sex Switch

When you give a blowjob and get fucked at the same time, usually in a threesome with 2 guys and a girl.

Dude, let's sex switch this girl

by thebestaround69 March 4, 2019

dakota swift

A Dangerous Retard, Often Misunderstood, He has his own crime syndicate, he’s his own mob boss In the retard Community.

Watch out for Dakota Swift, he’s very Dangerous

by Great__Bigsby March 21, 2019

Dakota Swift

A Dangerous Retard, Often Misunderstood, He has his own crime syndicate, he’s his own mob boss In the retard Community.

Watch out for Dakota Swift, he’s very Dangerous

by Great__Bigsby March 21, 2019

Taylor Swift

To ‘Taylor Swift’ is when a female is in a romantic relationship with a male but does not perform any acts of oral sex.

“Yeah, I’m so ‘Taylor Swifting’ him right now, I’m not sucking his dick at all.”

“She doesn’t give head at all man, totally ‘Taylor Swifting’ me right now.”

by xFATxETHIOPIANx May 11, 2019

bang switch

The trigger of a firearm

"Trigger discipline" means keeping your booger hook off the bang switch.

by Abyssal Empress June 29, 2019