Birthday Skins

Having wild sex on your birthday.

Damn, today’s my birthday. I’m finna get me some birthday skins.

by Bratzilla22 January 25, 2022

skin crawler

someone who gives you the heebie-jeebies, and makes you want to gouge your eyes out, from the uncanny valley

“that person is a skin crawler”

by donnydotcom June 24, 2024

Silk Skin Watch

When a guy wraps his dick around his wrist like a watch and asks you if you like his watch. He can also ask what time it is so you inadvertadly look at it

Hey man like my silk skin watch?

Dude thats a dick. I hate you

by The Goater July 06, 2010

Lamb skin kazoo

A sex act where one partner inflates the others foreskin like a balloon and then pinches the ends and forces the air out making a squeaky sound.

Dude, I totally got that chick to give me a lamb skin kazoo last night.

by The Space Pope May 06, 2018

tree skin dick

Where the penile regions accumulate dense,dark, bump like features resembling the bark of a tree

Girl:how was last night
Friend: giiiiiirl the sex hurt so bad because he had that tree skin dick goin on.
Girl: oh no.

by libby2013 March 27, 2016

skin tits

A woman who’s so flat chested her nipples are the only thing that stick out

Wow look at Jackie she’s so flat chested she’s got skin tits !

by Jackiejim April 04, 2019

Skinning the ginger

An euphemism for male masturbation.

I walked in the bathroom and Tom was already in there, skinning the ginger.

by reggiebags February 19, 2018