“Dude, did you hear what Jerry did?”
“Yea, he left that mean bus driver who flipped him the bird a Russian Bus.”
“He’ll be cleaning up shit for days!”
“I hope he enjoys his new floppy rubber dick!”
“Yea, he left that mean bus driver who flipped him the bird a Russian Bus.”
“He’ll be cleaning up shit for days!”
“I hope he enjoys his new floppy rubber dick!”
by MrGoodnight360 December 28, 2024
Eating as little to no food in a day much like a Russian during the Cold War, either by choice or by circumstance, then drinking vodka becoming shitfaced at an alarmingly fast rate.
by The Fire Fox November 13, 2015
That stripper is winking in Russian at me
by Jonny_0blivion January 25, 2019
Dipping a tampon in vodka and inserting said vodka infused tampon into one's bootyhole. The alcohol enters one's bloodstream in a much faster manner that traditional methods.
by mxtpo November 23, 2019
by Fin r February 04, 2023
Jim- why the fuck are there tampons in the freezer.
Bob - we're making Russian icecubes.
Jim-what the hell is that.
Bob- vodka soaked tampons put in the freezer so it's nice and cool when we put them up our bums.
Jim- oh sweet
Bob - we're making Russian icecubes.
Jim-what the hell is that.
Bob- vodka soaked tampons put in the freezer so it's nice and cool when we put them up our bums.
Jim- oh sweet
by E Bird July 29, 2022
Tom: “Hey bartender, can I get a Wet Russian?”
Samantha: “Sure thing, how hot do you want her?”
Tom “Standard temp, of course.”
Samantha: “Sure thing, how hot do you want her?”
Tom “Standard temp, of course.”
by Joe E C June 18, 2022